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It's a dark and blustery autumn evening. You settle in, cozy with your cup. But suddenly, you stiffen, prickly with the realization that you. are. not. alone. A dark, haunting presence fills the room around you. It can only be...the ghastly ghoulish ghosts of guilt...and regret:
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," they say, in unison, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUU." No, you say softly to yourself, nooooooo. But you know why they're here, haunting you: it's your wonderful friend Laverne's birthday in just 4 days. A card needs to be in the mail today. And you, well, you have... none. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lightning cracks suddenly outside, and you swear you see, illuminated in the flash, the terror that awaits you:  A single tear descends your cheek. You are destined to roam the greeting aisle of whatever drugstore is open late, drenched, alone, and terribly, terribly afraid, the horrid lighting illuminating your shame. Only to leave with a card that simply isn't as cool as Laverne deserves. How did this fate become me? you ask yourself. I know the answer. You forgot that Hei Lo Cards has your back.  Want to send those ghoulish ghosts a-packin'? Why not buy a stack of cards to protect you? We have several choices. Our RESERVE NOTES packs allow you to choose any old cards you want (any new ones, too!):   And if picking out cards really does scare you, don't worry; we can do it for you also. We are not scared of cards at all. Our CARD FOR ALL REASONS pack will have you covered:   Finally, if online shopping fills you with terror, remember you local ghouls can always stock up on my cards in person at WOLFBAIT & B-GIRLS and SQUASHT BOUTIQUE. Honestly, life is scary enough without unnecessary horrors like not having cards. So, what are you waiting for? Go stock up on a little stack, and cackle to yourself in the glow of the moon.  Happy Halloween, you fools.
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